AISubs v3.7
- Stop it! - Stop it!
Last month?
On our sub-channel, a little bug
came up with the word "ryouyan".
- No, I came up with it. - No, it's a bug.
- There's no such thing in this world. - No, there isn't.
There wasn't such a thing.
What is "ryouyan" exactly?
So, sometimes, Ryo says, "That sounds normal," and the five of us say, "That's not true,"
but if Ryo says it, it must be true.
- So we say it. - But it sounds like it.
"Wait, really?" and we say, "ryouyan."
It's confusing, but depending on how you look at it,
if it's five against one, I'll say it, right?
- Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.
Five against one is weird and...
interesting... isn't it?
- No, no. - No, it's not.
- I thought it was funny. - No, it's not.
- It's not funny. - No, no, no.
- It's scary. - No, it's not.
I don't think it's only me who thinks it's five against one.
I think we all think it's definitely five against one.
- I'm sure it is. - But I'm always told it's "ryouyan"
and in the comments, I think it's "ryouyan"
and I'm always told it's "ryouyan" and in the comments, I think it's "ryouyan"
- Stop it! - No, it's "ryouyan" a lot.
- No, it's not! - It's "ryouyan" a lot.
You're the funniest one.
- "shibayouyan" is definitely "ryouyan." - No, it's not.
So this time,
we're going to find out if it's five against one
- and each of us is going to say it. - Oh, yeah.
- Well, Ikuto decided it randomly, didn't he? - Yeah.
- The rock-paper-scissors. - Yeah.
- Who's going to say who? - Who's going to say who?
First of all, I'm going to find "shibayou" of "shibayouyan"
- I think it's really easy. - Yeah.
- It's usually "shibayouyan." - Yeah, it's usually "shibayouyan."
Because if you say you have a hole in your pants, it's only "shibayouyan."
- So it's "shibayouyan." - Oh, so you're fine with that?
- And I'm going to say "tetsuyayan." - Oh.
I'm going to find "tetsuyayan."
- I think it's easy for me, too. - Yeah, it's "tetsuyayan."
- If you say it, "shibayouyan" will pile up. - Yeah, yeah.
- That's true. - If you say you don't have pants on, it's "shibayouyan."
- Idiot, I don't have pants on, either. - Yeah, you're right.
If you ask them about their personality traits, they'll both say "hiding."
"Adhering" and "hiding."
- So, Shimizu said... - I think it's "inumaru."
- You think it's "me?" - No, I think it's...
"gominingen." (trash human)
That's weird.
- "Inumaru" is pretty hard. - Yeah, "inumaru" is hard.
- I'm sure there are, but it's hard to predict. - Yeah.
- It's hard to find. - Because I'm a demon subculture.
- And I'm "ryouku." - "ryouya" is easy.
- It's harder than you think. - It's harder than you think.
- You don't know it. - Yeah.
- "ryouya" is something that comes out of a phenomenon. - Yeah.
- I'm "toshimitsu." - Yeah.
- "toshimitsu" is hard. - I think I'm "allmighty."
- I think this is "enkaburisou." - Yeah.
- And I'm "messerup." - Yeah.
- For some reason, only this is "sougo." - Yeah.
- My "pumping pumpy" is also "sougo." - Yeah.
- Easy, easy. The last one is "messerup." - Yeah.
- Everyone has their own personality, so it's possible, - Yeah.
- but I think it's more strange. - Yeah.
- Okay, find it! - Okay.
sougo
- I found it! - Thank you!
- Thank you for finding it.
- It's really the first one. - Yeah, it's hard.
- Okay, who's going to do it? - If it's already broken, I'll do it.
- I think you know what I did. - Yeah.
- I thought only "shibayu" would do it. - Yeah.
- But "shibayu" is a comedian. - Yeah.
- He gets really too excited. - Yeah.
- Really excited.
- Alright! - "If you're a normal person, you wouldn't be so excited,"
- but he turns up too loud on purpose. - Yeah.
- This is not on purpose!
- I went to the windtown department store, - Yeah.
- and bought a water gun that says "no watergun is weaker than this," - Yeah.
- And as soon as you entered the room, you used the watergun. - Yeah.
- Yes. - That's probably it.
- I thought you would only say "shibayu," - Yeah.
I took a video of it, so please watch it.
By the way, this is the first time for me to record it.
From the reaction of an ordinary person, or even a YouTuber.
- Wow! - Are you kidding me?
- This is the reaction other than "shibayu," right? - That's right.
Why is it only "tajiroku"?
Okay, let's watch it.
- Swings. - Swings.
- Ah, what?
You're quite large, big bird.
You're kidding me, right?
- Ah, what? - It's big for you!
- What? - As usual.
- What? - I'm sorry.
And that's it.
Yay!
You're so funny!
- Exactly, this is a failure of 1/5 luck. - Oh, you're right!
I think Yoto and Toshimitsu would be in places where they don't speak out loud,
but since I'm an entertainer, I'll react properly.
No, no, you'll say something if you get caught.
No, no, I was a failure.
Ah, that's no good at all.
Yeah, but you wanted to enjoy it, didn't you?
Okay, next. Can I say something?
Yes.
Tetsuya is a pervert, so there are lots of things you can say.
Recently, I've been curious about his bad antenna for direction.
- Like Iman's "Mary Gold." - Yeah, I like that one.
- Or Sigeland's "Pretender." - "Pretender" is pretty good, too.
It's okay to say more.
It's really late.
It was recommended again recently.
December or March of 2019.
It's really late.
Who recommended it?
I recently learned about it.
It's like King Gnu's song "White Something".
It's a little rude, isn't it?
It's weird.
It comes to my mind.
It's late, isn't it?
I'm going to recommend it seriously now.
Everyone knows about it.
It's the latest hit, isn't it?
Because it's me.
I'm going to tell you a legal story.
Tokyo accident.
I recently learned about it.
Only Tetsuya doesn't know the name of the vocalist of Tokyo accident.
This is quite offensive.
Did you write it down?
Let's start from this side and go around the clock.
It's "seedling".
I know it.
This is natural.
I'm not good at it recently.
When I was a student.
I know it because I heard about it in high school.
You blame me too much.
Because you can remember it in one shot.
You can never forget it when you vote for an apple.
I don't think it's the same person.
Can I say it?
I'm Ryo.
You know a lot of shops.
There is a cafe called "Peripatos" in Okazaki.
There is a very famous and classic menu there.
What is it?
You don't know the answer, do you?
I know it.
Do you know it or not?
I know it.
Do you know it or not?
I don't know it.
Do you know it or not?
I know it.
You failed.
I made a mistake.
By the way, do you know it?
I don't know it.
You don't know it, do you?
I don't know it.
What do you think it is?
Smoothie?
No, I don't know it.
It's a tapioca drink.
It's in a cute bottle.
I thought it was a cute bottle.
A cute bottle and a smoothie?
It's like a flashlight.
But you know it the best.
I want it.
You know it, don't you?
No, you know it.
You know it, don't you?
I'm a fool.
I'll tell you as it goes.
Look at what I have.
And tell me what it is.
I have it.
What is it?
Okay.
I'll tell you what it is.
Josei Joe
Motogawa Josei Joe
Okazaki High School
Motogawa Josei Joe
Josei Joe
Shabe
Let's go!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
If you say it like that, I'll end up becoming a water purifier.
Where's the water purifier?!
If you say "water purifier"...
Sensei...
Only citizens of Okataki know...
Everyone says different things.
You're the only one who says "yes", right?
What is this?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I really don't know what you're talking about.
What should we do?
You're going, right?
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
Okada and Shimiya will know for sure, right?
I haven't said it.
What?! You're not going?!
I haven't said it.
I'm telling you for sure. Okada and Shimiya should know for sure.
No, you haven't said it.
Don't go there. It's weird there.
What?!
It was a mess.
We failed again.
Sensei, you're mean!
It's about time we decided on a beautiful stage.
Yeah.
I think I can do it.
I'm going to do something now.
After that, when I say "ready, set"...
Everyone raise your voice and say what you should say.
Only Toshimitsu will say it clearly.
What?!
If you don't know, just be quiet.
I'm a little worried about doing it.
Yeah, I'm worried about failing.
What?!
Okay, here we go.
"Mi", "hedgehog", "monkey", "ni", "horse", "tiger"...
Ready, set...
"Cadon" luxury class "teacher"!
Is it this bad?!
No, it's just...
Everyone knows it! I know it too well!
What are you talking about?
Naruto.
Naruto's technique.
Naruto's "cadon" technique.
Everyone knows it!
I've been doing it for thousands of years.
I can do it in three seconds.
I'm not stupid.
We failed again.
You're mean!
Okay, I'm going to attack you.
When I think about your characteristics...
I think you're just a psychopath.
I don't know about that at all.
So now...
I'm going to send you an URL.
"Psychopath Shinder" will do it...
and only you, "psychopath", will appear.
I see!
I don't like it.
I don't like it if it's just a few people.
I don't like it.
It's rude to say you're a psychopath.
Can I do it?
Let's do it!
If only you were a psychopath, it would be amazing.
Then I'll stop saying I'm a psychopath.
I'm a psychopath.
We're done, right?
Yes!
I'm not a psychopath!
Oh!
Good job!
I'm not a psychopath!
Oh!
Good job!
I'm not a psychopath!
Oh!
This is really scary!
I'm going to say it!
I'm not a psychopath!
What?!
I'm not a psychopath?!
This is the last one!
The inside of you is filled with violent and aggressive sex.
It's not controlled by the inside of you that you don't know.
Scary!
It's really pure and bright inside of you.
The results of your diagnosis are amazing!
It's human form or human beings.
You're not a psychopath.
But you may be a little bit addicted.
Why are you hitting me?
I'm not a psychopath!
Of course you're not!
If you hit too many members by mistake one time, you're likely to die.
Definitely!
You're exaggerating it!
You might be told off.
You have too many di master points.
How many mast points do you have?
I can't remember!
You don't know?!
I don't know how much master points you have!
Don't you ever close your eyes?
I always forget it.
- What?! - What?!
- It's "psycho bus." - It's "psycho bus."
- That's not "psycho bus." - I found one, too.
You do not have a psycho bus cell.
- "However, due to some unfortunate adjustments..." - Hey, that's not mine!
- That's mine! - That's not mine!
- Stop hitting me! - That's mine!
- "Well, I've actually done it once," - "but I don't have a psycho bus."
- Yes! - Yes!
- "It has the same amount of effect," - "it's purely human."
- Hmm... - Hmm...
- "And attention..." - "And attention..."
- "And attention has also been lost," - "so please..."
- "you do not have a psycho bus." - What?!
- Hey! - Hey!
"But somehow," - "the conclusion is," - "but you may be a psycho bus," - "and you may be intentionally hiding this." - Whoa! - "I hope you will put your bright spirit into use." - That's the scariest. - I'm getting hit. - I'm kind of... you know... - I'm like a bum. - I'm like a kid. - I'm dead. - No, wait, it's just different. - Psycho bus, I know you're doing it, - but it's like, you're releasing it too quickly - and you can't control it. - It's like, "oh, this one is..." - It's like, "oh, this one is bad." - "Oh, this one looks bad." - "These guys look stupid." - "They're really worried about it." - Yeah.
We couldn't find everyone's "gyouya" this time, either.
What should we do?
Well, let's continue to have fun with our individuality.
Yes.
It can't be helped.
Psychopaths have individuality, too.
Hey!
Individuality! Individuality!
Seriously!
It's okay. It's okay. I'll protect you.
If you let go of my hand, I'll protect you. It'll be fun.
I'll tell you that fortune many times.
I'll prove it.
Well, let's continue to get along with psychopaths.
Bye bye!
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(We're gonna stop playing the last song, right?)
(Yeah, we're gonna stop. Are you sure?)
(Yeah, I'm sure.)
(I think so, too.)
(Whoa! It's scary!)